bobbyg43 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, Warhippy said: I'm not man enough to take back what I said, nor coward enough to turn my back on my convictions. This is a VERY serious thing and people are rightfully worried it could affect our possibility to trade during the upcoming TDL, but then it could also affect any number of players on the last 3 teams we played against should they have come in to contact with it. That is only secondary to the actual health of our players and team because mumps may be a funny name but it's far from funny in its potential severity. Thanks for post my grandson is having a birthday party and a few kids will not be attending because they attended Canuck hockey games this past week . My grandson attended the Flames game an he displays no symptom's. But will go ahead with the party .The other 2 boys are taking a precautionary approach which is fine also.Rumour has it there is at least a school in lower mainland that has had outbreaks among its students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistolPete13 Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Just God's way of saying you're not making the playoffs so Start working the phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Weren't for bad luck, appears we'd have NONE Plannin' deals? No this team's had the bun Sudden outbreak of mumps Sickened fans takin' lumps! HockeyGawds with bizarre sense of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_impersonator13 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, S'all Good Man said: I think its the impending doom feeling that comes along with TDL and the Canucks. We were hoping for picks and prospects and all we're going to end up with is 5 guys with sore nuts. I really needed that laugh after this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry_Wilkins Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 On 2/24/2017 at 3:53 PM, PistolPete13 said: Just God's way of saying you're not making the playoffs so Start working the phones. Gentleman Jim Benning: "Hey, guys, thanks for joining me on the conference call. Just an hour to go before the cut-off, and I haven't heard back from any of y'all on Burrows, Miller or Hansen. Here, I'm just sent out email blasts with photos taken of our entire team just before a game against Calgary two weeks back. Don't they all look healthy!? Good lads, all. .... Hello? Hello? ... %!!*$*##@&!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillipBlunt Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 All frivolity aside, I hope everyone recuperates as quickly as possible for their own sake. I had the mumps when I was a kid, and it was horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunjabiCanucks Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 hours ago, WiseOne said: I don't want to turn this thread into a vaccination thread, but the proof of what you are saying is very minimal and debatable. Go look at CDC facts. It reduces your chance doesnt give you complete immunity. If you do contract it wont be as bad as someone who didn't get vaccinated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCammer Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 36 minutes ago, Barry_Wilkins said: DON'T JUMP OFF NOW, WE'RE JUST FIVE HAIL MARYS AND A REFEREE KIDNAPPING AWAY FROM STANLEY'S MUG!!!!! It's been a while since you scored that first goal Barry..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b3. Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Tryamkin doesn't have mumps, mumps have Tryamkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhdlois Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Alflives said: Maybe Benning will spread the mumps to those crappy 1040 guys? Doubt their testicles will swell much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU3GR33NBL00D Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 We ask for a more ballsy brand of hockey and we get this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckylager Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 hours ago, J-Dizzle said: Could this be an emergency call up situation.... got Tate Olson sitting up here in PG Damn, we do need a dman who enjoys punching faces in... And we're playing the Sharts, they've got a few mugs that need an adjustment. Back on topic - wasn't Crosby out for weeks with the mumps? They tried fitting a helmet to his mega swollen scrotum but unfortunately couldn't find hockey pants large enough to fit over Sid's huge butt and helmet-jock. At least it's infected guys we shouldn't be trading. This shouldn't change their game plan for the DL at all, better not. There's no way they're holding on to this playoffs fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cramarossa Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 This thread is one of my favorites, y'all with the jokes and memes are really killing it I hope the guys recuperate well, and soon! I was looking forward to wearing one of my Granlund jerseys and cheering for him at the game next Thurs I have studied microbiology and infectious disease a bit, vaccines and these sicknesses are no joke! Get your shots, guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toyotasfan Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Now if we kept it hush and purposely infected the rest of the pacific division we could make the playoffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Man, the deadline is looming and the Canucks be like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Jays_Canucks Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Wish Willie D got mumps instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeanSeanBean Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Blue_Jays_Canucks said: Wish Willie D got mumps instead Hilarious, wishing a contagious disease on another human because you disagree with their coaching style. I hope somebody spots me a neg rep for this one, cause I'm fresh out today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alflives Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, Blue_Jays_Canucks said: Wish Willie D got mumps instead Love it! Too funny! Willie D has that air filter under his nose for extra protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalie73 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 4 hours ago, -Vintage Canuck- said: https://www.nhl.com/canucks/news/canucks-report-mumps-diagnosis/c-287097944 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katobaron Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, shayster007 said: Hilarious, wishing a contagious disease on another human because you disagree with their coaching style. I hope somebody spots me a neg rep for this one, cause I'm fresh out today. I got you covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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