Alflives

I hope he's ok.  I drank a little more than 3 glasses of champagne, and woke up at 10am. I think I may go to the grocery store and buy organic, but I'm too lazy to get ready.  I'm drinking hot water, and hockey is on at 4pm.  Very exciting game!

@luckylager

Alf is one of those people who gets loaded on a couple shots.  I’m feeling great, and ready to drown my sorrows (win or lose tonight).

He lives.  Beer O'Clock here.

The 12 year is good too, I've only had the 18 once. http://www.bcliquorstores.com/product/530352

I really enjoy Macallan 12 year double cask.

http://www.bcliquorstores.com/product/34672

I like Glenmorangie 18 and Dalwhinnie 15. My go-to is always Talisker 10. Ardbeg 10 is another good one if you like peat. 

and how are you this morning you furry alien?

I hope Alf is 110% by 7:00 today. It's game day, Alf, we need you ready to go

Rumor has it he was playing Fortnite while drinking - looks like CDC needs to ban the game

I have been thinking recently, maybe we can get Leafs-related media blackout in BC kinda like communist countries do with the rest of the world.

I'm down for a Leafs blackout, yes please. Also I was gonna mention the CDC/Panthers board invasion during the cup run but Wellwood beat me to it. Website just wouldn't stay up during/after games..

Sorry Alf Nylander is a good player and I would love to have him on the Canucks. I would take that midget Gaudreau as well

oh well

it's his choice

maybe he just wants to get some time running on his contract

but i kinda think the situation there will crush him after 2 years

They're loading up Alf-er, for that ho-hum (10 PLAYER!) deal with us that I dreamt up. :^)

yeah if they do something good for once, everyone wont abandon ship lol, what a tire fire its been for them.

Heard Dhaliwal just say Larkin’s contract is 5 years and over 30 million.  Bo’s deal sure looks good!!!  

so what sort of chaos di d you create alf?

when the watchers were not watching?

fess up !!!

"so what sort of chaos di d you create alf?

when the watchers were not watching?

fess up !!!"

Alf Lord of Chaos:

You caught us during our annual Alien Sensitivity Course. 

Make sure you use the report button. We do read them and act on them when possible. More complaints the better. 

"there's some real d*cks lately. "

Not sure why Jimmy McGill took a long look at me when he posted that.

? no not at all! newbie, its that orally obsessed Toronto poster guy 

@SabreFan1 Any guy with Leaf’s Blow in his Avatar is good in my books.

It also help's that I've been a Canucks fan as well since the 80's.

please alf

snipe them all with your laff gun

gotta scare those loafers back to their own cesspool

Ya @coastal.view this is our cesspool!  

People from Chranna are weird and don't respect peoples personal space or have normal person "boundaries". Also known as losers 

he's not the pack it in type Russian player , he's there til the bitter end ...how can you not respect that, no quit in that guy.

Ovi has been my favourite NHL player since Scott Niedermayer retired. The guy has a great attitude, electric playstyle, and you feel like you HAVE to cheer for him.

ya ovi is my fav as well  heres hoping he gets a cup before he retires  hes still young  hell maybe he will play til hes 45-46 like jagr lots of yrs left  i hope he breaks 99s  goals record hes bout 290 short if anyones gonna break it or get to 1000 goals ovi will.  That being said im jumping on caps vs  jets  for cup this yr hopefully

Schneids has been bad this year.

they schniedered him   or he's on the schnied ,whatever that means?

@BananaMash

That would be two years of “bad” for Schneider in a row.  That’s why I think he’s injured or something. 

My wife took me for an outing to a Little town called Cloverdale.  (I think it’s part of Surrey). She went to a Flea Market, and I scootered around the town.  In Vancouver I use only the sidewalks.  The bicycle lanes are really not safe.  Well, in Cloverdale (I learned) I’m supposed to use the bike lanes.  A police officer stopped me, while I was scootering on the sidewalk, and told me such.  I asked him if this was an April Fool’s prank.  He didn’t laugh, and actually got somewhat angry.  He even asked me for my driver’s license!  I was a bit foolish at this point, and made a snarky comment.  “Why in the heck (I didn’t say heck) would I need a driver’s license, when I drive a scooter?”

The officer got really mad, and told me to get into his car.  (Now I can walk a bit, but I was pissed now too, and wasn’t going to let the officer know that). I told him I couldn’t walk to his car, but if he drove slowly, I could follow his car in my scooter down to the police station.  

Let’s just say Alf slept in the dog house last night.  

what a dick, that was totally over the top. I'd sue (no kidding).

@Jimmy McGill I could have just started off by making my apologies, and driven on the street.  I made things worse by my being a smart-ass.  

I just want out of the doghouse!  I’m getting hungry for more than canned beans!  

Not fair to who?  Their long-suffering fanbases?

I'm convinced the Oilers must have made a deal with some deity and sacrificed their future for the magic of the 80's. They're doomed to mediocrity forever.

once there, once the experience. I think they will find their way after a few more generational players... 

No thanks, it always gave me the

Pick me up a dozen sour cream glazed timbits.

%$#@! 
I was just going to bed and saw this.
Have not gone to Tims since they stopped selling the blueberry fritters... but now thanks to you, I'm gonna jones all night

I live in abby just down the street from the procession.  it was really amazing to see everyone honor this great policeman who did a lot for our community/ 

It was an incredible outpouring of love and respect for a peace officer who lost his life protecting the public. I was told that there were approximately 12,000 First Responders, Law Enforcement members, Border Patrol officers, British police officers, Prison Guards etc that marched in that procession today...What an amazing honour was paid Constable John Davidson though I'm sure his family and fellow officers would have much preferred to have him back with them, instead.
I have lived that life within the law enforcement community (as family) not knowing if a partner will come home after shift end and it truly is a brotherhood and sisterhood when something happens. Not only among the officers themselves but with the families as well. When one of 'our own' goes down, that local 'family' becomes a national and global family with law enforcement and first responders everywhere. I was filled with pride and grief today.....pride that John Davidson was so well-loved and respected not only with his family but with his peers and the community as well..... grief that such a life was lost so senselessly and unnecessarily ....he still had much left to do. RIP John Davidson.... gone 10-7....

"It's only game! Why you heff to be mad?!"

I'm a big fan of cream of wheat. Add a spoonful of jam/ and some milk- yum! I think my favorite will always be raisin bran. Hard to go wrong with that one.

Bacon, eggs and toast

Delissio Vintage Cheese is my personal frozen fav, or the one garlic one they had ( and no I'm not a Vampire)..... Dr. Oetker is decent, anything else is cardboard to me.....

Would rather go to an Indian Pizza shop and get the best pizza hidden from man kind

The pizza's at IGA. Don't remember the name, you find it in the deli section. 

So outa' the loop..last TV show I watched closely was prob M*A*S*H

Thanks for the clue, @J-23..+1

I feel ya, S'all sometimes I feel like Spider-Man. I just want to live a normal life, I'm tired of saving people's asses. I do photography as a job to make quick money, but Jonah doesn't pay me in my world. My girlfriend is an actor/model. The only problem is I don't have any superpowers. I'm just playing though, the best characters in shows or movies is the ones you can relate with. Although, I can relate with Spider-Man in some stuff though. I can't watch TV shows, I've heard Breaking Bad is a really good show but the only TV shows I keep up with are regular ones that come on TV like The King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond and Fresh Prince of Bell-Air.

you changed your name ?  s'all good I guess.

Which province, Alf?

aww - bet you'll miss it.  Loved the east coast when I was back there

@48MPHSlapShot

That cookie wins!!!

Chocolate Chip. 

Nothing comes close. 

White chip macademia nut cookie from Subway.

was it the on or off button. 

Warp drive activated.

did you get craig?