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  1. Alflives

    Alf is getting soft; he’s mixing his Scothc with water.  Yup.  It’s embarassing, but it’s true.  :picard:

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    2. 6string

      6string

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    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Just drink today mostly for the sake of it. Cold in summer, hot in winter :^)

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      at least, part of the sky fell last night in smithers, at least the white part of it. 

  2. Alflives

    Alf is passing out.  See yz’ll tomorrow.  Love our club!  Go us go! 

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

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  3. Alflives

    Alf is so weak.  Mrs Alf has her Leaf crockpot stewing dinner.  And I’m already drooling.  :(

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      @JM_

      Sittler jersey; Salming socks.   :lol:

    3. Ballisticsports.

      Ballisticsports.

      when she puts it away

      Buy yourself some Canuck Wrapping Paper and cover up the leafs for fun

       

      Although having the Leafs  Crock pot is symbolic and appropriate of the franchise

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      stew  ala cat. with a scotch chaser. alfs in heaven.

  4. Alflives

    Alf is winning!  Just checked and old Alfer took over top spot when he yesterday topped the 50 mark for being ignored.  Way to go Alf!  :towel:

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    2. CBH1926

      CBH1926

      Oreos and scotch, I am surprised that you are still alive. 

    3. BarnBurner

      BarnBurner

      Way to go Alf! Well deserved! Haha!

    4. J.I.A.H.N

      J.I.A.H.N

      Oh, it's alot more than 50 Alf ! 

       

      Consider how many are not replying to this! LOL

  5. Alflives

    Alf misses the 50’s.  Best decade in our country.  

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      @brilac

      the 90’s were really good too.  I had my best friend with me at work every day during that d3cade.  My horse, Cash!  

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      @brilac

      the 90’s were really good too.  I had my best friend with me at work every day during that d3cade.  My horse, Cash!  

      image.jpeg.1e7c4c45854326a6c084954c2102f926.jpeg

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I also miss the 50's, I wasn't born. I didn't sign up for this $&!#. 

  6. Alflives

    Alf thought we played tonight, so got sh*t faced early.  No game? no worries.  I was going to get sh*t faced anyway!  :frantic:

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      I know! I checked the hockey schedule today, and hockey is not on, but football is?! Boring! And that dog show was on too instead of the news. 

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Dogs are cool.  They have wet noses and fury feet.  Kind of like Hobits!  

    4. brilac

      brilac

      You may be drinking your scotch Alf.  I'm drinking my champagne and drunk cleaning! 

  7. Alflives

    Alf wants to know. How many of us huge Canuck fans go to other clubs’ message boards and post there? Alf sees this as Babcock weird. Unless of course it’s fishing season! :frantic:

    1. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      Not me. I don’t like fans of other teams. I may pity some though, if they’re not bad people.

    2. brilac

      brilac

      I did! I could not help myself! I'm in love with 2 teams, maybe 3, but probably 2! 

       

      And just this last week or recent or whenever, the board is no more! So I won't be posting there anymore! 

       

      In fact! I was recently at their Tricolore Sports merchandise page oohing and awwing! A lot of must haves on that page! 

       

      Well, that's enough of me, I'm sure you have had enough! 

       

       

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      @brilac you love more than one team. It’s good you visit those clubs’ message boards. You are amazing! image.gif.df26be8e2688098b042a3cf170bd376c.gif

       

  8. Alflives

    Alf wants turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing:  all covered in gravy.  :frantic:

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Amen 

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Sister made roast beef, veggies, mashed potato, Yorkshire pudding, and gravy. 

      Damn it was good. 

      And she had a treat tray. 

      Nom, nom, nom. 

  9. Alflives

    Alf’s lined up his empties from today and is seeing an Avs v Leafs Cup Final.  Avs win (Thank God) 

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    2. Zhukini

      Zhukini

      Mannnn that would be good hockey though. And the leafs losing means the leafs lose regardless of how far they get

    3. nergish

      nergish

      Two powerhouse offensive teams with mediocre-at-best goaltending. It's called the "Chris Osgood method".

    4. goog16

      goog16

      AVS vs Panthers...the Laughs are not getting out of the first round lol

  10. Alflives

    AlfS been into the bottle, again. My dog has my legs trapped.  Thank the persons that invented Depends. 

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I'm not sure diaper parties are a big hit...bit to each their own!

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Trust me.  At my age and condition, adult diapers (pull ups I call them) are a necessity.  And rubber sheets, of course.  

  11. Alflives

    Another mass shooting down south.  Crazy person kills people who were dancing in a nightclub.

     https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/20/us/colorado-springs-shooting-gay-nightclub/index.html

    Seriously sick country. 

     

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Imagine going on a killing spree because some folks don't like the gender or sex you believe they should. It's sick. 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      It's getting bad here in Canada. There was a murder in Toronto. When I went to go to youtube. The racist, xenophobic, anti immigration comments were appalling.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      It def bleeds over, it's not just a US issue, it's just not as easy..

  12. Alflives

    Another slam for Joker

     

    Djokovic wins his 19th grand slam, and is now only one behind Federer and Nadal (each have 20)

    sure looking like Joker will catch the other two soon, and become the greatest tennis player ever.  

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Heard he's Navratilova's secret love-child?!

       

      Better research that one, Alfer!

    2. Patel Bure

      Patel Bure

      Djoker will likely catch Federer and Nadal for most slams, but there are other records that Federer also holds that makes him the current GOAT (overall prize money won, total number of weeks spent at number one, etc.).   Djoker will need to break those records as well if he wants to be known as king.

       

      And unlike Djoker and Federer, Nadal has won an Olympic gold medal in singles.

  13. Alflives

    Any news why Caufield isn’t playing?  

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    2. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      He’s too little…

    3. Pears

      Pears

      I remember when Habs fans were convincing us he was better than Podkolzin :emot-parrot:

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      He's getting traded for Chychrun. 

  14. Alflives

    Anyone got any news on Smithers Joe?  It's been quite a while since his surgery, hasn't it?  

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    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      He thought he'd be heading back to Smithers sometime this week (from his brother's in Vancouver) but I haven't heard from him again to know if he's actually back home yet.

    3. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      He did pop in about 5 hours ago according to his profile! ::D

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Hope he's doing okay

  15. Alflives

    Anyone have an update on Smithers Joe?

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    2. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      You're right. That night before major surgery is NOT a fun one...hence the sleeping pill! ;)

       

    3. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      Booking might be done on  a patient-by-patient basis. there may be certain factors for one patient that may make it more likely for them to be monitored for a longer period of time beforehand. Just a guess. 

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Any word yet? 

  16. Alflives

    Anyone know what gift is supposed be for anniversary 47?

    It’s been everything but scotch all these years, so I’m thinking a nice single malt?  

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    2. lmm

      lmm

      47?

      I thought 47 was was Plasma

      or was it Bone Marrow

       

      Stick with Plasma you can't go wrong with that one

    3. JM_

      JM_

      btw @Alflives thats a heck of an accomplishment. I hope I'm as lucky as you two are. 

    4. hammertime

      hammertime

      Depends. 

  17. Alflives

    Are Leaf's fans the worst for invading other teams' discussion boards?

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I have been thinking recently, maybe we can get Leafs-related media blackout in BC kinda like communist countries do with the rest of the world.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I'm down for a Leafs blackout, yes please. Also I was gonna mention the CDC/Panthers board invasion during the cup run but Wellwood beat me to it. Website just wouldn't stay up during/after games.. :P

    4. Toews

      Toews

      Sorry Alf Nylander is a good player and I would love to have him on the Canucks. I would take that midget Gaudreau as well

  18. Alflives

    Are styrofoam food delivery containers no more?  Got Chinese tonight, and the  food showed up in what looked like styrofoam but was just paper.  What a friggin’ mess.  

    1. Quantum

      Quantum

      Yeah, Styrofoam has been banned from Vancouver restaurants as of January 1st 2020. You can read more about it here: https://vancouver.ca/green-vancouver/foam-ban.aspx

    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Styrofoam is horrible for the environment. I'll take the messed up meal over a messed up planet.

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Styrofoam isn’t killing our planet.  People are.  Should we ban all people?  

      God, no plastic bags, no styrofoam.  Our city is turning into crumbville. 

  19. Alflives

    Are the Flyers ruining their young goalie?  

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Hart just made a couple HUGE saves.  He’s a great young goalie, but is this too much too soon?  

    3. Western Red

      Western Red

      Hows Elliot been? If he's capable and doing well, should make it easier on CH.

       

      I get what you're saying. 

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      It would be like us playing Demko 50 games when he was 21.  He just let in another really weak goal.  Maybe he’s got really thick skin and can put these bad goals behind him?  I just remember a CHL goalie who never let in these crappy ones. 

  20. Alflives

    Are the Sens already the best team in Ontario?

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Laffs reportedly will trade all roster assets/players & throw in ONE BILLION $macker$!(take it, Eugene)

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Honestly, would love to see these guys get busy on a downtown rink.

    4. JM_

      JM_

      there's not much room to build in downtown Ottawa tho... heck lets turn the actual Senate into a rink, no one's going to miss it.

  21. Alflives

    Are TO biased media saying, there is no way Meyers gets 7 million, as their way to set up an attack of the Canucks when the Myers’ contract comes in?  It’s like they are purposely making up low numbers, while fully knowing Myers will get more.  

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Ding! Ding Ding! We have a winner and it's CanuckinEdm!

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      It sells to attack the Canucks, so they set us up to lose on a Myer’s signing by floating unattainable small numbers.  Then when the numbers do come in they have fuel to attack the contact.  

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Shanaplan (Media) Good!

      Canucks + Benning (Media) Bad!

       

      rabble..rabble....rabble....

  22. Alflives

    Are we the dumbest fan base? Alf just took an online Intelligence test and scored the equivalent of a turnip. I see carrots, lettuce, and broccoli among us. 

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    2. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      No.

       

      Oiler fans are the dumbest.

    3. DrJockitch

      DrJockitch

      More scotch then try again. Suddenly a well to do watermelon 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Alf given some of your postings and opinions, I'm not surprised.

       

      You are more emotional than rational.

       

      And even your emotional responses, don't even seem to make sense.

       

      I still can't figure out if this is a schtick, and you do this for amusement/boredom?

       

       

      Could contain: Animal, Canine, Dog, Mammal, Pet, Teddy Bear, Toy, Bottle

  23. Alflives

    Are we vicious enough?

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    2. RowdyCanuck

      RowdyCanuck

      @Coconuts you said Gritty three times!!

      his going to come for you and take you to the flyers safe room!!!! :shock:

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      You've gotta go into a bathroom, turn the lights off and spin around three times while chanting "bloody Gritty" and he'll appear 

    4. kingofsurrey

      kingofsurrey

      Alf - are you a Lou Reed fan....  I concur BTW

       

       

  24. Alflives

    Are we wondering where that new poster from yesterday, who made so many threads ‘interesting’, has gotten to?

    image.gif.7653341bf5ead03c6b5efdf8509ff499.gif

     

     

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

       

    3. sonoman

      sonoman

      What did I miss!

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Was it a hit & run?

  25. Alflives

    Arizona gave up assets for Kessel and Hall. :lol:  

    1. JM_

      JM_

      its even funnier that TO is still paying 1.2 million of Kessels deal for 2 more seasons after this one. 

    2. JM_

      JM_

      oh and Kessel listed at "202" pounds.... i think someone switched a digit there 

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Isn’t Kolvachuk getting paid still by three or four teams?

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