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  1. We got the best Hughes, and BY A LOT!  Jack sucks old stinky socks.  Would we trade a second rounder for him, considering his co tract?  I think NOT.  Hug gay Bear baby!  

  2. I hate the LOSER LEAFS, but that Hawks franchise has a friggin’ disease.  It’s a sick franchise.  I actually cheered for the LOSER LEAFS to win.  That only happens 2 times per year now.  Hawks should have to give up all their first round pucks for the next decade and pay the victims of those rapes what ever they need.  Loser friggin’ franchise.  Sick bastards.  

    1. Neil HD

      Neil HD

      The Blackhawks franchise makes brotherhood in hockey looks like an absolute joke

  3. God!  The Habs really suck old socks.  Not just any old socks, but the really stinky ones, with holes.  :lol:

  4. Watching the Habs lose another one.  Seriously, just send Canfield to the minors until he grows some big ***** b****.  He’s still a boy for heaven’s sakes!  He shouldn’t be playing against men.  Habs are ruining this kid!  

    1. JM_

      JM_

      he's mini. Unless he's willing to take the risk and pay the price Garland does he'll be a perimeter smurf.

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Garland is an angry ?Elf, who (like you say @JM_) pays the price to help his team win by going to the hard areas.  Caufield should be in the minors, like Garland was when he started, so he learns how to play.  Is he going to be a cute little Smurfette, or an angry Elf?  I think he needs to be in the minors so he can learn to be angry.  He’s just too cute right now.  

    3. JM_

      JM_

      if the new MTL has a brain he'd send the kid down, I mean why not, MTLs year is over anyway.

       

      But I'm hoping he isn't smart :P

  5. :lol:  Trouba takes out two Avs in one shift.  He crushes Mackinnon with a great check.  Looks like a concussion for Mac.  Then Landeskog fights Trouba and eats a couple fists to the face.  Maybe another concussion?  And the Rags get a power play from that! :lol:

    1. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      The NHL is worse off when Mac isn't playing, helluva player 

    2. Type R

      Type R

      Trouba and Marchand on same team would be a wrecking ball situation

       

  6. 650 saying AV is out in Philly.  Would they hire Green?  

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    2. Wolfgang Durst

      Wolfgang Durst

      Mike Yeo is the answer to your question.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Not if they have a brain 

    4. JM_

      JM_

      but... we did.... 

  7. :lol: Simmonds making a complete fool of himself tonight.  Just get this idiot out of the league.  

  8. Is this right?  Hearing Marner got into a fight with Muzzin in practice, and is out now with a concussion.  

    1. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      Nah, he skated into a wall. That wall being Muzzin's shoulder.

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      I heard the two were fighting at the bench.  

    3. Chickenspear

      Chickenspear

      That would also be awesome

  9. Leafs are getting run out of the rink by the Jets.  :lol:

    1. JM_

      JM_

      1st period vs Minni and this game show TO is not built for the playoffs.

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Marner got into a fight in practice with Muzzin and got a concussion.  They have some serious head cases on that team.  

  10. Hawks are so stupid.  9.5 x 8 for Jones, and Boqvist (on and elc) is the better player!  :lol:

    1. nergish

      nergish

      Columbus made out like bandits on that trade tbh

  11. Alf misses the 50’s.  Best decade in our country.  

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      @brilac

      the 90’s were really good too.  I had my best friend with me at work every day during that d3cade.  My horse, Cash!  

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      @brilac

      the 90’s were really good too.  I had my best friend with me at work every day during that d3cade.  My horse, Cash!  

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    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I also miss the 50's, I wasn't born. I didn't sign up for this $&!#. 

  12. Boeser for Laine + CBJ 2022 1st.

    Get ‘Er done JB (or Aquilini; whomever is in charge :lol:

    1. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      I don't see why Columbus adds the 1st when they have the better play (Laine with 10 points in 9 games).
      I don't see why Vancouver does it either, Laine's current cap hit ($7.5 million) is what Boeser's is projected to be, so if they get Laine now I think they'll have to offer a QO at that cap hit already.

      Unless Columbus is Ottawa and stingy cap-wise I don't see why they dump a scorer that they bought low on and pay a 1st to get a cheaper guy who might not score as much.

  13. Update on Chychrun:  dash 28 and 7 points.  :lol:

     

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      I wanna see -70. Like Siberia.

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Seriously @JM_.

      This Chychrun Guy might make our Olympic team.  Just think about our guys trying to defend with Chychrun and Makar out there.  We will be lucky to get into the quarter finals.  

    4. JM_

      JM_

      tbh I don't care much about this Olympic run. Prob no Canucks on Canada's roster and I don't want to play nice with the CCP.

       

      Plus nothing is going to top the golden goal here in Vancouver. Not in Toronto, here.

  14. Guys on radio saying Hamonic got loaned back to Abbotsford just now.  Why?  Creating roster spot for Clague?

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    2. N4ZZY

      N4ZZY

      I thought that Hamonic has already gotten his second vaccination? @ba;;isticsports?

       

      I think moving Hamonic back to Abbotsford might be making room for Clague. Have a feeling the Canucks made a claim, whether they’ll get him or not, we’ll see. 

    3.  johngould21

      johngould21

      Apparently he had a bad case of the flu, and hasn't been able to practice or play.

    4. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      @johngould21 I hope not. This might just justify his original scare about the vaccine.

  15. Get the heck out of here Loser Habs’ fans.  And take cute Caufield with you.  Right down to the AHL!  :lol:

    Loser team.  Loser fans.  Loser Caufield.  Okay, great city.  1 out of four.  

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    2. Odd.

      Odd.

      I dislike the people that live in Quebec far more than the team itself lol.

    3. JM_

      JM_

      I can't stand it when Habs fans go to Rogers and do their little ole song, its obnoxious, thats probably my biggest dislike of that team. But I hate all teams other than ours and want them all to fail in some fashion.

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      This applies to everyone except @brilac     But she's secretly ours anyhow.

  16. Come on true Canuck fans.  Stop being losers.  We might not have a good year, but there’s still cheering against the Loser Leafs, Loser Habs, and all the other LOSER TEAMS we can cheer against.  Which star player goes down on a LOSER TEAM next?  

    MATTHEWS, Makar, Rat?  There’s still lots to cheer for!  :towel:

    1. Patel Bure

      Patel Bure

      ..........

       

      I don't get why Pettersson and Boeser have gone AWOL.

       

      I get the argument that "dump and chase" doesn't suit Petey and Boeser's game, but Green has always had these Canucks teams play that style and Petey and Boeser have produced playing in this system.

       

      I'm just at a loss with these two players.  

  17. Isn’t it really late in LOSER LEAF land righ5 now?  Go to be you LOSER LEARF fans and sti trolling here.  Hearing Matthew’s  Wrist needs surgery agian.  Is he done?  

    1. bigbadcanucks

      bigbadcanucks

      @Alflives...are you alright?  Your post sounds like you have just had a stroke.  Is your furry face drooping?  Slurring your words?  Do we need to call 9-1-1 and have your life hang in the balance for the medics to come and get you?  Do you want me to come and get you and drive you to the hospital?

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      No.  Just hoping Loser Leaf fans suffer hard when the news comes out that pants down Matthews needs a second wrist surgery and his career is in jeopardy.  That’s all.  Nothing big, really. Except for Loser Leaf fans.  

    3. Wolfgang Durst

      Wolfgang Durst

      @bigbadcanucks

      thanks for asking the right questions

      1. are you alright?

      2. Is your furry face dropping?

      3. Love your question "do we need to call 9-1-1

      Excellent post from you. Thanks.

  18. Alf blocked all posters who were negative.  Where is everyone?  Alf is lonely!  :wacko:

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      People Eating Tasty Animals?

    3. Gnarcore

      Gnarcore

      Petulant Emotional Total Assholes. 

    4. bigbadcanucks

      bigbadcanucks

      Does not giving a damn anymore qualify as being negative, @Alflives?

  19. Alf thought we played tonight, so got sh*t faced early.  No game? no worries.  I was going to get sh*t faced anyway!  :frantic:

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      I know! I checked the hockey schedule today, and hockey is not on, but football is?! Boring! And that dog show was on too instead of the news. 

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Dogs are cool.  They have wet noses and fury feet.  Kind of like Hobits!  

    4. brilac

      brilac

      You may be drinking your scotch Alf.  I'm drinking my champagne and drunk cleaning! 

  20. Seadogs are about to lose.  It’s fun to hate Seattle!  :frantic:

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      3 years ago Seahawks fans were talking about getting a more solid offensive lines, and more depth on

      receivers. But no. It's such a waste of a quality QB and you won't invest in players that will protect him.

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      kraken beat the hell out of the caps ♥

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Seattle won, even Arizona won, and we couldn't beat a tired Chicago team despite outplaying them. 

  21. Watching the Fla game.  Is Juiolevi pretty much just never going to play again, except for in ?Europe?  

    1. Western Red

      Western Red

      IR, undisclosed. Out until at least Nov 24. Source: CBSSPORTS

       

      https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/injuries/

  22. How can some Canuck fans llove other teams?  Boots you people.  And Alf hates those teams, who ever they may be.  

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      I don't "love" any other team - but in the playoffs, if the Canucks are out - I will jump on the bandwagon of a Canadian team (if one is left - else I don't watch the playoffs at all).

    3. JM_

      JM_

      For me in the playoffs its:

      1. Canucks.

      2. Former Canucks.

      3. Potential Canucks (e..g, like when Beagle was going to be available).

      4. Leafs losing.

      5. Montreal losing.

      6. Yeah sure, Canada. :towel:

    4. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      I'm not really a fan of any other team, but I do like certain players and don't strictly "hate" everything that's not Canuck. I can't imagine living with such a dark attitude to any group other than one's own. Kind of one of the big problems in today's society.

  23. Is Cole Caufield the most boyish NHL player, ever?  

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    1. Curmudgeon
    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Don't care much what he looks like so much as how he plays.

  24. Habs getting embarrassed on home ice by the Pens 5-0.  Coach toast?  Bergeclown toast?  

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    2. brilac

      brilac

      Haha, that's too funny! So what would she do if the Leafs vs Habs were playing and he got checked into the boards?

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Oh yes, the Misses definitely loves the Leafs, but there’s some kind of motherly protection of Cole going on.  So I’m pretty sure she’d be mad at even a Leaf running Cole over.  She’d be saying “pick on someone your own size”.  With several select adjectives added.  :lol:

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Mrs Alf grabbed the remote & pointed it at Alf while pressing the mute button.  It didn't work.

       

      :lol:

  25. Boeser for Jack and Luke.  Get ‘er done JB!  

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      More like Quinn for Bahl, Boquist, 2022 1st rounder and 2023 First rounder. 

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