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  1. Wow, the Canucks don't even have to lose anymore for CDC to go into panic mode. "Oh, Philly picked up a player with less goals and assists than Samuelsson, guess its time for the Canucks to pack it in this year." /sarcasm

    1. CanuckEDGE

      CanuckEDGE

      Not worried because Philly would be using our back-up as their starter if they could. We pwn them in the SCF because we have LUUUUUUUUU.

    2. Perry Henis

      Perry Henis

      waiting for the bieksa rumours to start up again

    3. Chip Kelly

      Chip Kelly

      Canucks have 2 lines that can do damage Philly has 3. Therefore Philly equals better team.

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  2. @strombone1 Ah wow ur so lucky! Did u talk to him? “@PokercastAdam: Heres @strombone1 wearing 2012 WSOP main event bracelet.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ^ I think he was just trying on the bracelet you get for winning the WSOP Main Event.

    2. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      ^ Ahhh, so it's more like lifting the Stanley Cup before making it to the playoffs then! =D

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce
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  3. So who's being traded after this game?

    1. BrockBoester

      BrockBoester

      @Stamkos As dumb as he looks I'm pretty sure he can still read the NHL standings lol :D

    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Markstrom, cuz "goalie controversy"

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  4. Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 37s Legit chance VAN deals defenceman Jason Garrison although he has full NTC. It's believed he would reluctantly waive depending on location.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce
    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Wow! gonna be a nutty weekend!

    3. rampage

      rampage

      i am so down for that but i dont think he wants to leave here

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  5. Losing respect for Babcock.. he's coaching like he's playing a 7-game NHL series.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I don't get why you'd lose respect for him lol

    2. VICanucksfan5551

      VICanucksfan5551

      I think he should give Chris Kunitz more PP time. He clearly isn't getting enough yet.

    3. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      Babcock>> Every Coach/GM/Hockey Player wannabe/Minor Leaguer on CDC.

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  6. Vancouver Canucks ‏@VanCanucks 20m “We’re fighting to the end.” - Bieksa #Canucks

    1. ilduce39

      ilduce39

      Wow, that Juice sure is full of vitamin C

    2. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      2014 was the end

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      What do you expect him to say? I'm sure any other Canuck might have the same quote.

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  7. Michael DiPietro has been traded from the Windsor Spitfires to the Ottawa 67's in what is being called the biggest trade in (the 67's) franchise history.

    1. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Sounds like he oozes character and I like how honest he was saying getting picked by Team Canada is the greatest thing to happen to him so far in his career. 

    2. NUCKER67

      NUCKER67

      That is an insane return, but it must also speak volumes of how good DiPietro actually is. I agree that it's very possible DiPietro becomes the Canucks goalie of the future. It's a good problem to have: Demko or DiPietro? 

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Kid prob gets 80 or 90 games this yr to hone the craft. Nice to see.

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  8. @walsha 2h Don Fehr does not collect any salary during a lockout of NHL players. Bettman still collects his $8M.

    1. JohnLocke
    2. BZRK
    3. Pears

      Pears

      Have the two swap places for a year. Fehr gets the $8 mill and Bettman gets nothing. See how the little weasel feels then

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  9. Workin for the weekend.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Yeah hump day! The plan is to make this weekend an extra long weekend.

    2. Baka

      Baka

      I need you. Inside of me.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Only if it can be a regular hump day thing...no more one-nighters.

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  10. Prediction: Matteau or Subban drafted by the Canucks!

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      He does talk fast... maybe just nerves.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Gaunce, I like it, didn't think he'd still be available. Definitely similar style to Matteau but even more size/strength I think.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      OHL Academic Player of the Year! Gillis likes the educated prospects!

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  11. I'm a match, she's kerosene,

    you know she's gonna burn down everything,

    she's an arsonist, in her past time,

    and I've been burned for the last time!

    1. Baer.

      Baer.

      I thought wisdom came with age, Alf @Alflives

    2. Baer.

      Baer.

      Who knew the music industry had been fleecing you for years 

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      @Baer. maybe thats why its stuck in my head...still good tho

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  12. Holy $&!#...new levels of delusion here from Leafs fans/media...

     

    https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2021/7/9/22563847/the-first-nhl-buyout-window-is-open

     

    This Season’s Buyout Predictions

     

    Some GMs have openly said they would consider buyouts or are expected to. The Oilers, the Flames and the Canucks are the obvious three teams that have albatross contracts they need off their teams.

     

    As shown by last year’s list of bought out players, it’s often the last step before effective retirement for a player, but not every bought out player is at the end of their career.

     

    Vancouver could clear a bit of space by buying out the last year of Loui Eriksson’s deal — he played seven games last year — but by burying him in the minors, he costs them $4.875 million, and a buyout of his remaining season costs $4 million this coming year and $1 million next season. The cash savings are only $1 million.

     

    Meanwhile if they choose to remove the final year of Brock Boeser’s deal, they accomplish more. Boeser, at $5.875 AAV, has a salary this coming season of $7.5 million. His contract expires as an RFA with arbitration rights, guaranteeing him that inflated amount unless the Canucks simply refuse to issue a Qualifying Offer next offseason. They either need to find a trade partner who wants him, hope Seattle takes him, or they just have to let him play out the deal, knowing he’d need to agree to a lower salary to be a player they could keep.

     

    A buyout saves them more than his full cap hit this season, in fact, due to the salary and AAV discrepancy, he has a negative cap hit (or a cap credit) of -$375,000 this coming season and only $1.25 million next year.

     

    Choosing to just live with Eriksson’s cap hit, and buying out Boeser is a much better idea for the Canucks in terms of freeing up cap space, but it does lose them a useful position player. If the Canucks go that route, Boeser could rival Wennberg for the best UFA option to sign off a buyout.

     

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Why would the Canucks buyout our leading scorer from last year? 

    2. JM_

      JM_

      When do they hand out the Cap Space Cup?

    3. #Canucks

      #Canucks

      Who wrote this? lol WHAT!!!!

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  13. I CERTAINLY DO NOT MIND JAMES AND TUOMO PROTECTING THE KIDS DURING THE PRE-SEASON FOR A CHANCE TO AUDITION FOR EVERY TEAM IN THE NHL (THEY WON'T STICK WITH VANCOUVER).

     
    1. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      BUT JAMES AND TUOMO ARE NOT FIGHTERS AND ARE UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE PROTECTORS AND NEVER HAVE BEEN. ALSO...WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!?!

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      i am also trying to figure out why i was yelling... 

       

      NOT reg season fighters, but for the 1st couple games where some may take liberties

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Hadn't really thought of that angle, from those two but...

       

      Men vs boys....

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  14. Strombone ‏@strombone1 Sometimes I like to not tweet for most of the day just so people think there might be something happening with my situation? Still Zach?

    1. Grape
    2. NikiShiz

      NikiShiz

      Luongo's tweets are amazing...who knew he was so funny?

    3. 22Sedinery33

      22Sedinery33

      Lol what a guy

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  15. Rypien37 for PM!

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      My guess would be a developer and not a standard CDC user account.

    2. Rypien37

      Rypien37

      Well I'm actually banned. Trying to get unbanned. Join the fight! Tell a mod!

    3. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      #freeRypien37

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  16. Leafs Nation: The Brayden Point contract doesn't make GM Dubas a bad GM.

     

    Everyone else: Of course not, the Nylander and Marner contracts make GM Dubas a bad GM.

  17. The Definition of Ignorance: Talking on the phone or texting while driving. RIP to a dearly loved friend and family member, killed on his motorcycle when rear-ended by someone talking on their phone.

    1. The Horvatian One

      The Horvatian One

      So sorry to hear this. RIP & Fast Recoveries.

      Some people will just never ever learn sigh .......

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      :( so sorry to hear this
    3. Bertuzzi Babe

      Bertuzzi Babe

      I have no words.... that someone should lose their life and another be critically injured due to someone else's ignorance, negligence and disregard for the safety of others is simply abhorrent and tragic. My condolences to you, STiBlammo, and to his family.

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  18. That's some horrible timing for Peyton Krebs. Tough blow! I guess we can cross one off from the list of possible choices for the Canucks in the 1st round.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      he wouldn’t be playing for the canucks next year anyway. if they like him, they could still pick him. 

    2. goog16

      goog16

      Flashback to 1984...Canucks draft JJ.Daigneault.He wore a walking boot to his draft...

    3. Green Goblin

      Green Goblin

      ^ Fun fact: J.J. Daigneault was a 10th overall pick.

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  19. Strombone @strombone1 33m Kaepernick looking fantastic proving you could never go wrong in going with the youngster over the old vet..........

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      If that actually is Luo (Strombone) it probably is said completely jokingly though. If he's actually being a turd about it I get a "he's been informed he's been traded" vibe going.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Oh definitely joking...the $#&% he says on twitter is pretty funny.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I wish he was being serious and it meant he'd been moved though :D lol

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  20. There's no good news, if there's any news at all... This place is boring; This place sucks; This places is home!

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Sorry man..heard "good news" & had to haul out an old, tired joke.(like me)

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce
    3. Ghostsof1915
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  21. The media is officially on their knees for Marner.

    1. Zhukini

      Zhukini

      He's the best player on the leafs without question

    2. Where's Wellwood

      Where's Wellwood

      That late game shot blocking was big time. 

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      I like Marner. Kid is a beauty.

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  22. Gudbranson as one of the +/- leaders on the Pens, in the playoffs....

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Pittsburgh has some good pieces moving forward. 

      Only problem is they have a lot of money tied up in a defence that is all over the place. 

       

    2. CanuckinEdm

      CanuckinEdm

      I think hes a playoff guy I remember before we traded for him he was a beast in the playoffs for Florida that season. 

    3. D-Money

      D-Money

      I watched the first half of game 4. Guddy was the goat in a huge way on the 2nd (winning) goal. I mean, the LD was already on the left side, but he chased Bailey all the way to the left corner to lay a hit, leaving Nelson wide open for a tap-in right where EG should have been.

       

      It was absolutely brainless.

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  23. My player wishlist Brandon Dubinsky, Ryan Callahan or Dan Girardi. All previously Torts players, and all a whole lot of what the Canucks could use.

    1. nux4lyfe
    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      He would be unreal for us ^

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I'd love to see E.Kane here too, but he might his transition here might be better suited to the off season. That said, I wouldn't say no if he were on his way here before the trade deadline.

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  24. Hawks, Wings, Pens and Nucks all down 3-1 in the 1st round of the playoffs. I wonder what the betting odds of that was going into the playoffs.

    1. RunningWild

      RunningWild

      CBC is desperately seeking ways to sell 2nd round series featuring: Nash, Yotes, STL and LA. Somewhere CBC execs are crapping their pants.

    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      those cbc dbags get what they deserve with those clowns absolutely loving that the canucks lost 3 in a row.

    3. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      (maclean and co.)

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  25. Lol, Mike Brown opens the scoring against the Hawks.

    1. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Lol 3-0 Oilers. Emery just got yanked.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce
    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      i'm loving this! Let the melt down of the season begin!

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