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  1. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Dorsett led the NHL in penalty-minutes during the 2011-12 season with 235. Sestito led the NHL this past season with 213.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Now sign Thornton to play between them.

    2. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      those two were the fan favourites and played on the same line back in syracuse

    3. Mrock60

      Mrock60

      Sestito Matthias Dorsett

  2. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Faaaaaaaak, another... seriously, we are running out of places to go.

     

     

    IMG_20210815_205853.jpg

    1. Roberts

      Roberts

      that's just insane. im sorry you and others are going through this.

    2. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      brutal man, hope its contained my uncles out there forest fighting, been some long shifts for him this year.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Do you have family and friends you can stay with for a bit? Maybe book it for a couple of weeks. I don't want to see you trapped. 

  3. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Maybe George Parros is just scared of Tom Wilson?!?

    1. Pears

      Pears

      I mean, Parros is bigger than him so I don’t see why he would be.  

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      @Pears Also much bigger than Rick Rypien, and we all know how that worked out. Three times, if I'm not mistaken.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      One thing the NHL probably does get...a massive jump in viewership for the Rags/Caps game tonight.

       

      Intentionally lowered DoPS reaction for extra attention across the continent.

  4. Drive-By Body Pierce

    So Tryamkin signed a two year extension with his team in the KHL. So much for that return story. 

    1. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      I am guessing it had to come down to the Canucks play of late. 

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Either that, or his salary demands don't fit in the Canucks' cap.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      He's on a secret covert mission to bring back Kiril Koltsov.  

  5. Drive-By Body Pierce

    [Proposal] Hire Bieksa in some sort of coaching capacity - the closer to the top the better!

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Who's driving Baumer to the airport now that Burke's working in Pittsburgh?

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'll do it. But he has to wear a mask, and handle his own suitcase. 

    3. hammertime

      hammertime

      Bieksa would be perfect for this team he was a turnover machine and king of ill timed pinches. 

       

      In all seriousness though once we lost Kes he was literally the only player on the team who could cross the blueline with possession. Dark days.

       

      Would love to see him replace Baumer.  

  6. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Well, looks like Leipsic is done in the NHL and probably professional hockey altogether, at least in North America.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Dumbass...

       

      https://thehockeynews.com/news/article/brendan-leipsics-days-in-the-nhl-are-almost-certainly-are-over

    2. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      I'm sure he'll find a gig in Europe 

    3. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      He isn't the first person and sure won't be the last to end their career for some blatantly stupid comment they have made on social media.

      Once those remarks are made public and people see what type of person you are it is far too late to apologize for your terrible behavior.

      Even thou the President of the USA seems to be able to constantly get away with them,but we can see what type of person he honestly is,just the worst type of human being.

  7. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Bill and Ted 3 has started filming. :wub:

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

       

    2. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      No George Carlin...  :(

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      20 years too late. 

  8. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I like these results...

     

    Screenshot_20180428-155659.thumb.png.0dfc47af815ea34028520a681cdab20f.png

     

     

    1. ReggieBush

      ReggieBush

      I do to. Gary will never let that happen

    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      I would be thrilled with 6, never mind 1st.

    3. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      if that happened Gary would declare it a test run

  9. Drive-By Body Pierce

    How do you shut up Vancouver media? ...might want to ask Jacob Markstrom.

    1. chon derry

      chon derry

      this is adjustable to fit a fat head like  pratt or a pin head like botchford.

      ball_gag_-_red.jpg

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Hahaha! Awesome... too bad I can't give multiple types of positive feedback.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Quote

      How do you shut up Vancouver media Jeff Paterson? ...might want to ask Jacob Markstrom.

       

  10. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Jarmoir &^@#in Jagr and Jannik &^@#in Hansen. That is all.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      The scotch in me right now agrees > )

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      jarg.jpg

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I feel like there should be a banjo playing in the background with that pic.

  11. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Canucks currently lead the league in road wins.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Much better stat than leading the league in bench minors.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Pretty much been the dominant team all year on the road :)

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Bench minors win the cup, k?

  12. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Space... it seems to go on and on forever... but then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Dude is raging out and throwin sh.. what a buzz kill

    2. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      and that's how you play the game... YOU STINK, LOSER

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i see your past the pink elephant stage

  13. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Jeff Paterson ‏@patersonjeff 2m Agent says #Canucks have told Vrbata will play with Sedins

    1. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      Bye Bye Burrows?

    2. Gyllenhaal

      Gyllenhaal

      I think he will work well with them. He's really good at picking up rebounds and tipping shots, also goes to the front of the net a lot.

    3. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Softest scoring line in the west. And that includes Edmonton.

  14. Drive-By Body Pierce

    "You can have your riches, all the gold you've saved, (only) room for one thing, in everybody's grave."

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      ...in other news, this Olympic stuff has got me really jonesin' for some hockey.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Lol... didn't even see the Clutch reference below before posting some lyrics.

    3. Froggy Fresh

      Froggy Fresh

      wat

  15. Drive-By Body Pierce

    NHL Goalie Starters ‏@GoaliesNHL 3m FYI @hfialkov: Panthers source says no deals brewing at this time. #flapanthers”

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Boooo!

    2. Trebreh

      Trebreh

      Tallon is just BS'ing. Anyway just go after the 2nd and f the Panthers.

    3. Mrock60

      Mrock60

      A little too quiet... Hmmm

  16. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 1m Kesler deal to Anaheim pending trade call

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      That return better be a mistake

    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      This is Bulls#!%

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Yeah, I'm definitely not happy with the return.

  17. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Kevin Woodley ‏@KevinisInGoal 12m Photo itself shows why may be bad fit #playsoutsideblue “@theScore: Canucks reportedly reached out to Ryan Miller. http://thesco.re/1qbY0nh ”

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Kevin Woodley ‏@KevinisInGoal 7m

      Depends on $ + term demands but based on style + goalie coaching preferences, if Canucks really do want a vet, Hiller better fit than Miller

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Kevin Woodley ‏@KevinisInGoal 5m

      Canucks with Melanson should be "build not buy" team when comes to goalies, so going big on term for a vet doesn't make lot of sense IMHO

    3. Trebreh

      Trebreh

      Miller on a two year deal no more than that.

  18. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Canucks are undefeated in the last 18 days! Keep the streak alive!

    1. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      defend the tie!!!

    2. MANGO

      MANGO

      streaking is exactly what we need. there hasn't been any quality streaking in the NHL since the 70's

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      What a streak!

  19. Drive-By Body Pierce

    First intermission of the Oilers' game, Cherry calls Luo Canada's starter!

    1. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      Cherry also said that we were gonna win game 7 vs the Bruins...

    2. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      Cherry said a team with a Euro captain would never win the cup...

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Didn't he also say Price was going to be the starter less than a month ago?

  20. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Who's Bruce?

    1. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Batman

    2. JE14

      JE14

      wtf hunter fricking ruin the whole series. hate you

    3. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      lol sorry bro... bane told me.

  21. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I may not be a huge porterhouse, but rest assured, this prime rib is cut to satisfy!

    1. Twayne Boneraper

      Twayne Boneraper

      You keep making me hungry. It's beach season you jerk!

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Gotta get yo' nom on!

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      nom nom nom...all u can eat prime rib at grey eagle friday niiiiiight nom nom nom nom

  22. Drive-By Body Pierce

    I just want to show everyone my meat.

    1. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Your serious about this

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      rise of the delis

    3. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      I already saw it! It's on clownsong.com

  23. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Rumours of Schneider being in play may just be the Canucks trying to gain back some leverage on a potential Luo deal.

    1. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      that's the only reasonable explanation that I can think of.

    2. JensenFan2011

      JensenFan2011

      ^or they will actually trade him. its for sure not impossible.

    3. Baka

      Baka

      How does Schneider being in play give Luongo value?

  24. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Duchene! makes it 2-1 against the Hawks, late in the 2nd.

    1. Trebreh

      Trebreh

      if the game is still 2-1 after the 10 minute mark of the 3rd, prepare to watch the refs hand out stupid penalties to the Avs.

    2. RockNroLLa.

      RockNroLLa.

      the hawks lose..canucks turn it around. Its all connected :)

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      And the Hawks manage to score late to get another win.

  25. Drive-By Body Pierce

    Terry Jones @sunterryjones 28m CAL-EDM opener off. Sounds like HNIC wanted Vancouver vs anybody. Now neither Calgary or Edmonton will play til Sunday. Not each other.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Retweeted by @TEAM1040.

    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      ..HNIC needs the Canucks now? .. twits!

    3. Blackberries

      Blackberries

      have you seen the schedule though? we're not playing many HNIC games

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