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  1. 1996 has to be the worst draft class for the Canucks.  Not even 100 games played total for all the picks combined.  Ouch!

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      2007 was by far and away the worst. Not a single NHL game played by any of those picks. A four year old randomly picking from a list draftees could've likely produced better results.

    3. -SN-

      -SN-

      '96 was bad but '07 was worse. 

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      2007 - Lest we forget

  2. Colder than a pimp's heart outside.

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    2. Pears

      Pears

      Now that’s cold

    3. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      wind chills are expected to be -15 to -25 tonight and tomorrow, here

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Colder than a Bell Canada financial officers heart. 

  3. Swore I saw a massive dead seal N Hwy99 20 min ago, what a unit - RIP

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    2. Squamfan
    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Just passed the King George overpass.

    4. BoKnows

      BoKnows

      CANDLE LIGHT VIGIL FOR SEAL JUST PASSED THE KING GEORGE OVERPASS. GIVING THE SEAL THE KIND OF SEND OFF HE DESERVES.  SEE YOU IN 20

  4. The Botchford Project sounds like a good idea by the Canucks - Giving 10 lucky aspiring journalists media access to a game and some help to write an article for CDC!  Open to anyone 18+

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Just announced on the radio, I am sure VC will make a thread with a press release, I didn't hear all the details.

    3. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      Oh, I swooped in and did it :lol:

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      I'd apply but don't really want to.

  5. Boeser in Concussion Protocol as per Travis Green.  And so the injuries begin...  Hope Brock will be ok.

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @debluvscanucks  *REALLY* weird thing is, the guy that gave him that cheap hit was Chris Tierney.  I think he's good friends with Horvat & was one of the groomsmen at Horvat's wedding.  Maybe Bo should return the wedding gift back to Tierney and pick better friends?:P

    3. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      I'm shocked there isn't more uproar from people for that hit and how it wasn't another 5 min major penalty shocked me... People went crazy when Matheson threw Pettersson to the ice, here Brock was hit from behind, on the numbers, at the boards in a very vulnerable position which should be an automatic major, but it was just a 2 min penalty.... All because Brock didn't sell it like he was injured, you can bet your you know what if he was laying on the ice after that it would of been an automatic 5 and ejection, but because he didn't they just deemed it as a regular penalty and this is why I call this league a Bush League. How are you supposed to remove a dangerous hit like this if you only make it dangerous if the other player gets hurt only, joke league.

    4. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      Once again, this is how bad the reffing can be in the NHL, in preseason games or playoffs a penalty is a penalty,period.

      When they call some crappy little thing(usually by the ref furthest away from the play) and then allow hits from behind to get the same 2 minutes it hardly sends a safety first type of message.

  6. Mercedes Benz motto:  The best or nothing.  Well what if they give you nothing?

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      they did, it was the 4 door smart car

       

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Not so smart for buying car? 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I can buy a Can-Am Spyder. Buy rain gear, and use my backpack and haul more stuff and have fun for less than a Smart car. 

  7. Does Markstrom have more assists than Sutter lol?

     

    Yes I realize Sutter has only played in 20 some odd games but still...

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    2. 48MPHSlapShot

      48MPHSlapShot

      I'm pretty sure I have more assists than Sutter.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Being wingman to a famous person like Alf means you’ll get plent of assists from him.....errrr, opps you guys are talking about hockey.

    4. Qwags

      Qwags

      Marky is deployed with Petey more often tho.

  8. Get ready for a ton of Goldobin for Pujuarvi trade proposals.

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Well when he starts to do good I'll learn to spell his name right.::D

    3. 48MPHSlapShot

      48MPHSlapShot

      Nah. We're already trading Goldobin, Granlund, and our 2020 1st for Huberdeau

       

      :bigblush:

    4. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      so confused now

      i thought goldy was required

      to ensure tryamkin returns

      oh dear

      what is happening with that plan

       

      :lol:

  9. He's just a small town Dwarf;

    Born and raised in Ironforge;

    He took the midnite tram going anywhere; © ™ ®

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      @Tre Mac

      Thanks a lot.  Now I have that Journey song dancing around in my head. :lol:

    3. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Well I'll be playing that song over and over til I get sick of it now so it won't drive me crazy all day. 

       

      "Alexa, play Don't Stop Believin' by Journey"  :mad:

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I like Worgen of Stormwind better.

       

  10. Final four cheerfactor:

    Wsh>TB>Wpg>Vgk

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    2. Nucker 67

      Nucker 67

      WPG | WAS | VGK | TB

       

      1. My hometown until 2007, last Canadian team

      2. Would be so bloody entertaining seeing Ovechkin get REALLY excited

      3. Cinderella story, the misfits win against all odds

      4. Tampa's won the Cup before, but it would still be nice for Stamkos

    3. Toni Zamboni

      Toni Zamboni

      Wpg>Vgk>Wsh>TB

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Winnipeg>Tampa

       

      Don't care about the rest. 

       

  11. I bet Rasmus Dahlin was watching the game in Sweden last night and praying to the Nordic Gods he becomes a Canuck.B)

     

    "Oh they do the Viking Clap in Vancouver?"  Yes Rasmus... all the time, come join us.

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    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Damn, Deb. Getting out of control! Surprised Canucks security didnt try to escort you out. hahaha

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Security...we have a female celebrating a little too much, and now she's just thrown her cowbell into the crowd. LOL. Sadly I could almost see that happening.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      ODIN, we offer a sacrifice ( @debluvscanucks Cow Bell ) to your greatness.  All we ask for in return is to win the coming NHL draft lottery.  PLEASE!  (You can have Deb too, if needed). :towel:

  12. I've already accepted the fact that the Oilers will get the first pick, we'll get the 5th pick, and Vegas is winning the cup.  I was told at a young age to not fret about the things you cant control.  Serenity now, serenity now...

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      the hockey god is against us. i don't know what we did to make her so mad at us.

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Time to sacrifice a sheep at center ice.  The Hockey gods demand blood and they must be appeased.

    4. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      Tampa will win the Cup, and the Canucks will draft first overall. I just killed hockeygod, skewering them with their scepter.

  13. PETA can shove it. 

     

    "A tax would place(meat) it belongs: in a category with cigarettes and alcohol"

     

    Fear monger much?  Don't tax my chicken

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    2. RetroCanuck

      RetroCanuck

      PETA is full of $&!# with activists not scientists. Cows may produce a lot of methane but thats only due to the diet they are put on. On a regular grass fed diet they don't produce nearly as much methane. Other animals and livestock also don't produce many chemicals that affect climate change. There does need to be a shift though in the livestock market in which animals are fed natural proper diets to prevent climate change and are treated more humanely. It would come at an extra cost to producers and consumers but would just lead to a trend in which people eat less meat. Which isn't a bad thing.

    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      Peta kills more animals than they save... Terrible orginization

    4. JM_

      JM_

      "don't tax my chicken" :lol:

       

      I've seen this bumper sticking in AB a few times: People Eating Tasty Animals.

       

      I agree with @RetroCanuck tho, the industry could do things better. 

  14. ...You know you're pathetic when everyone misses your birthday.  Plus the Canucks lost to Buffalo, flippin Buffalo. Put that lost on me.

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    2. Baer.

      Baer.

      I havent had a birthday party in years, dont feel bad.

    3. Kazmanian Devil
  15. I challenge you to a duel!

     

    Nice to update the laws to allow us to duel again and practice witchcraft and sorcery.

  16. Anyone else notice that flaming orb in the sky and the subsequent warmth it is bestowing upon us?

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    2. -SN-

      -SN-

      That's why I'm hiding inside today. 

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      At first I was confused when I noticed it. It's been so long since I have felt it's warm caress on my face, I almost forgot what it felt like. 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      What is it?

       

       

  17. Payback's a mofo.  Time to offer McJesus a Benediction in the form of a RFA offer sheet. :P

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      Even if McDavid somehow makes it to the end of his contract before being resigned, does anyone think the Oilers won't throw the league max his way? 

       

      I mean, if we just want to send a symbolic "F you" to Edmonton, I'm all for it but it's not going to land him.

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Relax it was sarcasm, thought the emoticon thingy conveyed that lol.  They would deserve it though.  #$%@ 'em.

    4. J-23

      J-23

      Tre Mac is right #$%@ em. When Virtanen comes up, I'm going to enjoy watching him crunch McDiver.

  18. 2%, no that's not the kind of milk I drink that would be the Canucks chances at playoffs.

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    2. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      I drink 2%. It's delicious.

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Not fat but still rocking a gut, but I do drink 2% milk.  Now watch me throw this football over dem mountains.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      Calcium is a hard substance.

  19. Who's to stay how a man should spend his days

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      "One man's meat, is another man's poison."

      "Judge a man not by what he says, but rather, the questions he asks."

    3. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      @smithers joe and what if he doesn't have a wife or family?

    4. Green Goblin

      Green Goblin

      Who asks questions without question marks? 

      White text.

      Soft glue.

      If you can read this text.

      You've got my shoe.

       

      Spell check of the day:

      stay 

      say

       

       

      White text. Soft glue. If you can read this text. You've got my shoe.

      If y u can only re d parts of t  s text. Y   h   n't got a  u    g clue.

       

      Spoiler

      Just kidding homie. :bigblush: 

      Testing testing testing

  20. Our $21 million dollar first line is not looking good.  Also Willie it's hard for me to defend you when you don't put your leading scorer out on a PP in overtime.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i don't believe that the sedins are  done.  they have gone through down times before and came through it. we as fans, too quickly write people off. rhe sedins  are still leaders and if WD plays them too much, it may be a mistake but  i can see where they still believe in their leaders.  eventually the role of the sedins will be reduced. horvat will move into the lead role in time.  great young player but you go home with who brought you. coaching decisions are where they should be. we have some very good coaches making these decisions.  

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      I am willie desjardins and I think money isn't everything. our first line is real good. They battle hard they have a good thing going with the cycle game and it's just real good

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      They haven't been producing enough lately and I believe they're still got more to give. Don't think they're done yet. Just hope our offense can start clicking again, we could definitely use it.

  21. Am I gonna need to bring a pillow for the game on Saturday?  Step up the intensity Canucks or you'll be hearing it from me via snores.

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Not sure about the pillow, but you might just want a ball gag, for a couple of reasons....

    3. cookieeater55

      cookieeater55

      wow another back to back ??

    4. RRypien37

      RRypien37

      Bring a few pillows. Sell them for a big mark up, the market will be there. Make money while you sleep...literally. 

  22. Just shut your see'ers and let Tre Mac edumacate your skull battery.

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    2. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Your status makes my skull battery hurt. I think you overcharged it.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      No one can hack my super-computer! :^)

    4. Roger Neilsons Towel
  23. And all thy political correctness command...

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      If we really want to update the national anthem to reflect modern sensitivities, as in changing “in all thy sons command” to “in all of us command,” we’ve got a lot of work to do. 

      “O Canada.” Start with “O.” It is such an 18th-century form of address. Nobody uses it anymore. When students text me, they write “Hey, Prof.” It’s 2016. We should go for “Hey Canada” rather than “O Canada.” Personally, I’d put a comma after Hey – a vocative comma, if I remember my grammar. But grammar is so last-century. We can probably leave it out. 

      As for “Our home and native land”: A couple of problems here. Who exactly are the “we” represented by “our.” It’s only the native land of people who were born here, so right away we’re excluding immigrants. Not very inclusive of us!

      Then there’s the problem of whose land it is, exactly. Natives are pretty clear it’s their land. So we should probably change to “Our home, but Native land.” And they prefer “First Nations” to “Native” so it should be “Our home, but First Nations’ land – and water, mineral, air and space rights,” just to represent their constitutional position accurately.

      But that raises the problem of “our” again: “Our home, but First Nations’ land, water, etc. …”  seems to imply First Nations aren’t part of the “we” behind “our,” which of course is exactly what radical First Nations activists argue. Maybe it would be best to finesse that by saying “Shared home, but First Nations’ land, water, etc.”

      Moving on: “True patriot love in all of us command” still needs work, despite its recent improvement. “True” is derivative of “truth” – or maybe it’s the other way ’round. But both are, as we say in the universities, “problematic constructs.” What is truth, after all, but an imposed set of value memes? Or is it tropes? Trope, meme: I always get them wrong way ’round. Whatever. In the 21st century we can’t really sing “true” with a straight face. (The ideological ramifications of singing – in unison, slavishly – we’ll leave for another time.)

      “Patriot?” Patriotism, as we know, is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Actually, oftentimes the first refuge (see Trump, Donald). Do we really want to validate unthinking acquiescence in conspiratorially constructed national mythics? Not to mention that “patriotism” derives from “pater,” which is Latin for father, or from the ancient Greek “patris,” for fatherland, which makes it extremely patriarchal. Patriarchy is no longer us. 

      As for the “love” part of “true patriot love,” is there a more conflicted, complex or confusing concept than “love”? What is this thing, as the songwriter wrote? What do we mean precisely when we refer to “patriot love”? Is it responsible to insert such a notoriously ambiguous concept into national verse? And is patriot love really the only variety of love we want to privilege in Canada?

      “In all of us command” is certainly better than “in all thy sons command.” But, again, who is “us”? And isn’t “command” inappropriately authoritarian?

      “With glowing hearts”? Real hearts don’t glow. If your heart is glowing, you have a problem. Hearts may swell but when yours does, you need medication. 

      Same with “true North strong and free.” Free is more an American concept, isn’t it? And strength is a very old-fashioned virtue, even assuming it still is a virtue. Millennial Canada surely favours “empathetic” and “diverse.” We’re a soft-power super-power. 

      Finally, “standing on guard for thee.” “Thee”? Really? And isn’t all the standing on guard overly paranoiac? Who do we think we’re standing on guard against? 

      Once you start, you never know where you’ll end up. Perhaps at bottom the meaning of the anthem is not so much the import of the words themselves as the fact that they are the same words previous generations of Canadians sang. The point – and the beauty – is the harmony echoing back and forth through time.

      -----------------------

       

      Or so I thought...

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      What about 'far and wide'?

      This is offensive to fat people and has been hurting feels since the words were planted into the anthem. #fatlivesmatter #equalityforfatpeople #conpensatethefatcommunity

    4. -Stammer-

      -Stammer-

      it will probably become "in all thy daughters command" soon enough

  24. Nando's here in BC is terrible.  Their new rice recipe is disgusting.  So oily and wtf is up with all this parsley?  Way to take a healthy meal and 'American' it.

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    2. 87Crosby

      87Crosby

      I have a picture of KSI in my head now, thanks

    3. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      You should try Barcelos

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I'm still disappointed in BP nachos. Bring back the OLD nachos!!!

  25. Anyone know the name of the alchemist supplying Burrows with all those invisibility potions?  He does great work.

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    2. hatedkid666

      hatedkid666

      Vrbata's has a guy that hooked him up

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Unfortunately the spell wears off eventually. See Higgins/Prust

    4. chon derry

      chon derry

      the sleep therapy worked so good some guys never quite woke up again..

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