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You should be warned, @StealthNuck only changes titles while drunk.

only if you force the issue. 

Omg, I actually see 'Fart Lord of the Sith' as his rank. That's amazing. rofl

@Baer. My mind is blown. I have no idea how you did that. 

Baer is Neo. He broke the matrix.

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Actually whenever I was babysitting my nephews or nieces, I got worried whenever it is tooo quiet (eg., they're up to something LOL).

Raptor’s fans?  

yolo

low contrast yolo

That's the stuff. It's the online-comment equivalent of a dick punch.

Loved the Latvian Locomotive, he was fast and could hit hard. Wonder what ever happened to him. Watching Matthews in the playoffs, I wasn't impressed. One goal in 7 playoff games?

Didn't they call him Ronnies Hockeys? :^)

@NUCKER67

Ronnie quit playing that style of hockey and couldn't cut it in the NHL.

To complement the Green-ery?

In the 2019 draft there's two Swedish twin brothers. They just so happen to wear #44 and #55 as well. I really hope Vancouver gets them.

Send them to the lottery drawing!

no u

How did it get so old?

That's blasphemy. Don't tell anyone at your new job

Good luck Q.

I call BS...no chance the honey badger is walking.

Yup, I had Tampa Nashville.

Costanza bracket was Jersey Colorado.

I'm not psychic

I picked Tampa to win the Cup before the playoffs started. RIP my bragging rights.

I think the Oilers will be in a similar situation some years from now.

Kane + Toews + Saad + Seabrook + Keith + Crawford = nearly $40M.  They might need to fill out the rest of the roster with rookies and projects just to stay under the cap.

The more I think about it, I wouldn't be shocked if Edler received the C.

Agreed. Just strictly from a PR perspective, if you're trying to sell "the future", giving the C to someone like Edler or some other stopgap would be extremely counterproductive.

Thinking about it, we need someone that relates to the refs well, so maybe Sutter. 

Sutters are the NHL wikipedia, one phone call and he can call any of his Uncle's 

Probably would get him going again.

I don't see an issue with doing that.

Boeser did look tired against SJ, and with the Calder getting more and more out of reach, that trophy shouldn`t be a focus. Brock will score 30+ goals for us in his rookie (shortened) season. He was also the best player at the All Star game (while Barzal rested). Amazing. Im really excited about his future with the team. 

Boeser's been getting double-shifted quite often over the last few weeks. I'd hesitate to outright scratch him, but the team could probably benefit from limiting his minutes a bit.

I've been waiting for the video clip ever since the draft.  I normally hate mic'd up videos, especially of players on the ice.  But last year video of JB was great.  "Why is no one picking Woo?"

“Why isn’t anyone taking Jake Wise?”

I was thinking that this is we get @Alflives into the Canucks organization.

I like /r/canucks. It's a good one-two punch with CDC. 

HF is garbage and always will be. 

Reddit is a uniformly awful website filled with teenagers. I wouldn't worry what they have to say.

hahaha I wish, it's -32/ feels like -41and everyone still had school here

I wouldn’t post about your coke habits

Don't leave out your peanut butter on toast!

And keep your cats away. House hippos will defend their territory if provoked.

i knew i was short on lint, those buggers

Would also recommend picking up the Horizons expansion @Ghostsof1915. Adds plenty of additional content, along with the standard base game.

Ha, doesn't sound relaxing...  Never heard of it tbh.

As for relaxing games, I love me some Cities:Skyline and American Truck Simulator.

I'm definitely not one to talk. I was pretty livid when the takedown happened.

All sense and logic seem to disappear around here whenever it happens. That's why whenever something like this happens, I'll do this on CDC for a few hours:

Are you on r/canucks?

Good Gaud.

My Gaush, you guys is silly