Master 112

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  1. This is your daily reminder that eating meat is unethical.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      WTF is going on around here

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      he started it.  :P

    4. luckylager


      I dunno @Green Building, he must have missed the bacon heart. I'll repost



  2. raise welfare to $3,000/mo imo

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    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      With automation, and the 1%/10% making even more, yes EVEN MORE $... There needs to be a balance in this world, it's causing a lot of pain. 


      Not so much welfare, but there really should be a stipend for all humans. There will be eventually, but the worlds population will need to shrink significantly. 


      ROBOTS, PAY FOR US ALL. That's the future...




      Oh,you mean to be able to live AND eat in Vancouver Victoria Toronto,it's getting out of many homeless and the government talks economy(for the rich).


      How about do your elected jobs and start helping honest Canadians(the rest of us),try that on for size for a change, the rich really don't need your help.

    4. Bure_Pavel


      @Jimmy McGill You are right, not enough people realize the importance of disability insurance. One's ability to work is the most valuable asset most people possess. 

  3. will rep first twenty-four replies

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Close. B Stalin. Took a break from misunderstanding rudimentary economics to organize this. #socialism

    3. Nuxfanabroad


      All these 'isms' just lead to strife & schisms...

    4. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      someone give me more because yolo

  4. I need the saddest song you know. Bonus points will be granted for obscurity.

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    2. Wilbur
    3. Wilbur
    4. Wilbur


      I went through a goth industrial phase (some has still stuck with me) so I have lots more.

  5. Just got assaulted lol. Some dude came up to me while I was smoking and repeatedly asked for a cigarette in a threatening tone and began tapping my chin. After I refused a few times, he hit me.

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    2. fivethej
    3. MJDDawg


      Glad you're OK.


      You should still file a police report. Even though without eye witnesses nothing will likely happen, at least you give them a time, date and a description of the loser so that if this guy pulls this $&!#e on someone else (and he will), then at least it could help them nail this guy for multiple assaults when they catch him after he's done it again.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      Oh yeah, definitely. I called the police immediately after it happened. They came and spoke with me for a few minutes. Unfortunately I couldn't give them a very good description.

  6. honestly, should Van look at trading Markstrom?

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Agree 100%  We could always sign another goalie to share the load with Thatchy D.  It's something you seriously have to put some thought into it, of course people rather just post a 'no' meme lol.  Good teams sell high, Belichick would trade him lol.

    3. Ghostsof1915


      Goalies aren't in high demand. If someone offers you a 1st round pick then yes consider it.

      But if it's a 4th rounder, why would you do it? 

      Should we trade EP40 or Horvat because his value is high? 

    4. Phil_314


      Interesting, in the context of his current play I'm all for keeping him.

      In the context of the Seattle expansion draft though, if Demko proves himself as a viable option after they platoon them next year, then I'd be open to it.  Agreed with above, the value of the return has to be there.

  7. mental illness doesn't exist

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    2. 48MPHSlapShot


      So this is just subjectivist drivel. Got it.

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      You can't be objective about everything. This is the scientism I was complaining about. :picard:

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      Say what you will; in 50 years, a Prime Minister is going to apologize for how the 'mentally ill' were treated in these days of yore.

  8. I'm expecting Demko to be our clear #1 for at least the next decade now.

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    2. luckylager


      As a scenario, coastal. Don't be mud

    3. coastal.view


      since you feel i should interpret your posts

      i'll do so in future

      but what vegas showed us

      is that it will take draft picks to achieve the outcome you want

      and it won't be a low rounder

      i doubt that investment is worth keeping both goalies safe from the expansion draft

    4. luckylager


      Guess that depends how much value you place on legit keepers.

      Just think of the assets you'd have to give up to trade for a one of our keepers.


      But it is a fair way off, not much to worry about yet.

  9. Someone hire me.

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    2. thejazz97


      Hope you get the job!

    3. Kazmanian Devil
    4. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      There's always a place like Labour Ready if you're desperate. A friend of my dads owns a temporary employment place and could help you out if need be.

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      trust me, Jazz is very supple

    3. thejazz97


      Still a virgin too

    4. Beluga Whale

      Beluga Whale

      When I saw that 112 had posted I peered at it like Miles Davis on a heroin binge :lol:


      Miss you, 112

  10. yo anyone here willing to give me a job


    i'm interested in earning enough money to fund some extravagant purchases and then quitting abruptly when i have everything i want

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    2. luckylager


      I'm stoked on what I just witness happen on CDC between @112 and @coastal.view



    3. Jaku


      Thats exchange was awesome. 

    4. Nuxfanabroad


      That worked so swell, you single guys should use this place to change yer marital STATUS(update)

  11. I think it's time for Benning to go tbh. Give Brackett the GM job.

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      The Han Dynasty was a joke lol, though I am not sure on the timelines, maybe it was done quicker who knows::D??  It was merely a response to 'JB is building a dynasty'  Though I enjoyed the breakdown comparison, maybe Benning should use more violence.



      Ironman I know you weren't defending the LE signing but I've seen others say 'Well LE turned out better than Lucic, score one for Benning.'  Sorry for the confusion.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      personally, i’ld like benning to get 2 more years to build this team. if we are still at the bottom of the league, then change him. the rebuild didn’t really start till boeser’s draft. thing is, some of the picks they’ve had will still be 1 or 2 more years till they make the nhl. 

      funny thing. everyone on here shouted don’t trade draft picks for players further along in their development. now people are saying we should trade picks for players on the narrow end of a slippery slop. 

      my opinion is, you make a plan for your team and you stick to it. 

      fans don’t mind a rebuild, as long as it doesn’t take more than 6 months.  they don’t dwell on the trades or FA's JB makes that are good, but just the ones that don’t turn out. 

      draft picks, pettersson, boeser, hughes, gaudette, woo, juolevi, virtanen, lind, madden, lockwood, sautner, demko and dipietro.

      trades, pearson, motte, baertschi, goldobin, sutter, granlund, leivo, spooner, and schenn

      FA, roussel, beagle, ericksson, schaller, stecher,, teves and rafferty

      horvat, edler, tanev and markstrom were already here. 

      now i might just be a hick from the sticks, but i think that is a good start to a rebuild. 

      we need 2 skilled top six wingers and 2 young skilled d-men. 

      right now we have 10 bottom six wingers for maybe 3 spots. plus we have to use 2 of them on the top 2 lines until we can find suitable players to take those spots. 



    4. Tystick


      @Tre Mac Lol yeah I mean Pettersson, Boeser, and Hughes are sure looking like fringe pieces.

      There's no way we will build around these clearly foundational players.


      Some of you people are so silly. You don't realize how good you have it.

  12. Xrge8JB.jpg

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      This looks like a promotional image for a show about vampires



    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      LOL is that Nightwish?

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Far worse, Evanescence. I am off to bed but here's one last pic:



  13. so a lot of very creative minds have it worked out that the earth is flat, but they're not accepting it, just like they gave the shaft to galileo smh. geniuses are never accepted in their time.

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    2. Rounoush


      ^ Sharpe clips!? Aww hell yeah!

    3. Shift-4


      They aren't creative minds. They aren't warped either  ;) 

    4. NewbieCanuckFan


      @Rounoush  Could have a whole thread just devoted to Sharpe clips!  (Just think if they actually had a big budget to work with!  Series was great anyhow....Sean Bean played the role so well!)



  14. some guy hanging out outside my building who doesn't even live in it asked me, when i was walking in, if he could hang out with me in my unit for a bit. buddy, i don't even know your name.

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    2. SabreFan1


      @NewbieCanuckFan I own a home, but how cool would it be if I had him guarding it!  :lol:

    3. Nuxfanabroad


      Do me a favour, open the door, and


      let him innnnnnnn..Ya ya ya let im in now...

    4. NewbieCanuckFan


      Just play this song over & over again next time!



  15. man, ACT teams are disgusting. people don't deserve to lose their liberties in processes that aren't even judicial. these 'assertive treatment' agencies really hurt people.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Like, sorry if I don't believe in the same abstract concept as you, dude.


      But if you do pity my ignorance- could you enlighten me to your level of proper understanding? I have a few questions that might cure my blindness on this topic if you're able to answer them.


      How is mental illness reconcilable with Kantian free will/his compatibilist thoughts?


      Does mental illness exist of itself or only in relativity to healthy brains?


      Would you believe me if I told you I had an extended interaction with a sorcerer earlier this year or would you attribute it to mental dysfunction? Why?

    3. HerrDrFunk


      &^@# it, I’ll bite. Assuming mental illness doesn’t exist, what’s the explanation for schizophrenia and bipolar disorder?

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      I've had a psychosis in the past and possibly have bipolar disorder.


      I think there are spiritual/mystical explanations for both.

  16. homeless again lol #firstworldproblems

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      no one's ever homeless if they have access to wifi

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      Hey - I really wouldn't lie about this, but feel free to think that.

    4. Horvat


      i wish i could help :s

  17. I bought a guitar today.

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    2. Master 112
    3. falcon45ca


      That's amazing, congrats! Love your instrument, feel it and touch it everyday. Love that you suck, every great player throughout musical history felt flaws in their works.



      Awesome News, enjoy the journey!

    4. 48MPHSlapShot


      @112 Sweet. I've been playing for about 15 years or so now. Was in a couple bands a while back, although we never did get serious. Did record a 5 track demo album at a studio called The Hive in Burnaby. After that I took lessons for a year of two with a guy named Dave Martone, who's legitimately one of the best guitarists in the country. I'll link one of his videos. That was a while ago though. Haven't really done much of anything since. 



  18. I always love a friend who 'borrows' $60 and repeatedly skimps on promises to pay it back.

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    2. BrockBoester


      Yeah don't lend money to big tough biker guys that clearly aren't ever going to pay you back lol


      Especially if you can't afford to lose it

    3. Ghostsof1915
    4. Violator


      A friend borrowed 40$ said he was gonna pay it back the next day that was three months ago

  19. what is the most unethical and hedonistic but legal way i can spend $75?

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    2. soosoodeff


      all in red in roulette gogogogog!

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      treat your mother to a night out. treat her royally. 

  20. what a dumb holiday if you're not 12

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      oh you! you know i just woke up ;)

    3. C.A. Nux

      C.A. Nux

      Holiday? You mean I didn't have to go to work today? What a fool.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      you've been PUNKED

  21. Sometimes I wonder what StealthNuck thinks of this place. I imagine he has a lot of thoughts on it and I might ask him one day.

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    2. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      Stealth knows where the bodies are buried. Thats all I'm gonna say. 

    3. StealthNuck


      #vaporwavelife #personalcemetery

    4. Alflives


      Maybe @StealthNuck belongs to another Canuck’s board, where he is not such an important moderator/administrator, so he gets to play more?  

  22. why do people immediately resort to anger when requesting others to do something. calling me a &^@#ing idiot is not going to put your list of wants on my list of actions u dork. really ruffles my feathers :/

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    2. Hairy Kneel

      Hairy Kneel

      count back from ten... when you get to one say it real loud then bit*& slap that mofo

    3. Master 112
    4. Green Building
  23. I thought they improved service to the 19. Why am I still waiting 45 mins for a bus?

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    2. -AJ-


      Abbotsford city transit is pretty bad in that the schedules don't run very often, but I've only had the buses be 15 or more minutes late maybe 2 times.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan


      @Gäz  ahhhhh....I have memories of taking "the loser cruiser" (oh, I've heard them all having to rely on transit in my University days :P) to SFU in winter.  Especially the rare times we had a huge dump of snow.  Buses couldn't get up the hill so we all had to get off and make the trek up ourselves.

    4. Gäz


      @NewbieCanuckFan My lady went to SFU; she does nooooot miss that transit route at all. :P

  24. I've never voted in my life and am not starting now.

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    2. Ceres


      I get not feeling aligned to anything in our current system, but I personally think it's always worth it to vote for whatever party/individual most closely agrees with your views, or is at least headed in a direction that gets closer to your wishes (even if it's not close at all).


      In all fairness, no one is getting what they "want" here. It's just one big compromise. 

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      @Alflives - huh; I've heard of spoiled ballots, but I didn't know what they were/what purpose they served. Thanks for the information--I appreciate it and will look into it more.


      @Jimmy McGill - a lot of my values and views come out of my lived experiences. People are typically very critical of the way I think about politics--but very few of them, I think, can relate to the life I've had. I've been living in Canada my whole life but feel like a foreigner. People for whom the current government/parliamentary/judicial/etc structures work can never well comprehend that they don't work for some people.


      @Ceres - you should know after that vigilante shot that I'm an all-or-nothing thinker. :p

    4. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      I think there are a lot of people who would be disillusioned with the system, particularly health and justice, its just that they haven't experienced it yet. I guess I'm a 'work from within' guy.