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  1. Ma god, 1hr 48min into this 8 hour shift with absolutely nothing to do at work.  C'mon give me something entertaining to read, like a Demko signing thread.

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    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      nothing, apparently.

    4. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Shipping and receiving.  I left early hehe.

  2. So I went for a swim for the first time in 20 years.  Got changed and walked out only to see a fat old guy in the shower.  So I turned around and went into the lobby and asked the cute lifeguard how to get to the pool.  She said 'oh you need to shower first.'  I replied 'Oh sorry, when I see a fat naked man my first instinct is to turn around and run.'  Anywhoo I am freaking exhausted today.

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    2. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      ^unless he is a nevernude. In which case only the first two would be applicable. 

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      Or if he is never old, then he can just be a naked fat guy.

    4. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      I'm gonna post naked pics of myself if y'all don't stop making fun of my girth!!  Then we'll see who the victim really is.

  3. Sad hearing Willie address the media right now.  He's a good man and he did a great job here.  I know it's hard to see that now but like Gillis when the smoke clears I am sure we'll all appreciate what he did for this organization.

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    2. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      He did his best.  He didn't get the job done.  He was let go.  It happens to every coach in the league sooner or later.  He can take solace in the fact that he's now a multi-millionaire.  His next job will most likely be as an assistant coach somewhere.  There are too many good names sitting on the job market right now for him to jump into an HC spot next season.

    3. JM_

      JM_

      Benning said in an interview yesterday FLA called him about WDs coaching strengths. He'll be a better coach because of this experience. 

    4. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      Florida isn't doing analytics on him?!?  But it worked out so well for them this season! :bigblush:

  4. Was going to give Sportsnet 650 a try but it has terrible reception on my radio at work. 

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      @Jimmy McGill and I'm using my neighbours wifi which is at the edge of her bandwidth :ph34r:

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Well I am in Delta and it's about as crappy as an AM station can get. 

    4. johngould21

      johngould21

      It's just Steve Darling impersonating a radio guy.

       

  5. Playing video games while cooking dinner when I noticed our building was on fire.  Got out then realized my oven was on.  Luckily a cop went in there and turned my oven off.  Back inside thankfully, no damage to my place(aside from the chicken lol).  What a year...

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      @BellI can mail it to you if you like.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Glad you're doin aight 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Moral of the story.

      Play games you can save or freeze. 

  6. Can you imagine what all the bars and clubs would be like the first day they're allowed to reopen?《•¿•》

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    2. MikeBossy
    3. VforVasili

      VforVasili

      Going to take time for people to readjust after a long period of hermit lifestyle. I don’t expect things to turn instantly back to normal. 

    4. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      they will put taped circles on the ground

      6 feet apart

      and you will have to stay in a circle once in the place

      keeping your mask on

      and drink your drink through a straw (not plastic of course)

      and wipe your hands with a disinfecting wipe every 20 minutes

      will be way too much fun

       

      :P

  7. Had one of the weirdest dreams ever last night.  So I am being chased on a roof while the whole thing is narrated( I know right?) just as the voice says 'it all ends the same way.' I turn around and get shot in the chest, I fall backwards on to the ground while a bunch of cops show up, open fire with whoever shot me and drag me into a car and drove me to the hospital but I had to give them directions lol.  

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      A bullet wound—or having been shot already—can represent feeling victimized, wounded, or taken advantage of physically, emotionally, or mentally in your life.
      Read more at: http://www.mydreamvisions.com/dreamdictionary/ Copyright 2013 MyDreamVisions.com

       

       

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Ok not sure about that color but I can honestly say I don't think this applies.  Also strange is I didn't sleep that great last night, 0min of deep sleep and woke up every hour.

       

      The reoccurring dreams I have of intense pain and being helpless I think relates to the fear of being alone but I never felt or have been victimized... yet.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      If you’re dreaming that means you ain’t dead.  

  8. The Curse of Bassant Motors strikes again.:frantic:

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      Best ever hockey player car commercial.

       

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      @WalkWithElias40 You forgot the best one (imo) Alex Burmistrov.

       

      Quote

      (Thick Russian accent) On the ice I score goals off the ice I help Bassant Motors achieve car goals.

       

      @Curmudgeon Just a handful of Canucks that have done an ad for them are no longer with the team(aside from Roussel but the year is still early)

    4. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      so when is gagner doing his ad for them

      can that be arranged asap?
       

  9. Good Luck Thatchy D on your first start as a full time NHLer! 

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    2. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Lol ^

       

      "Need an energy bar?"

      "I'm going the other way, thanks" *opens a can of beer

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      @ Green Building     drop your c....and pull up your socks son ! Demko is about to launch his career !

    4. Green Building

      Green Building

      Been a long week guys. Way she goes. I'm trying to tough it out and will likely make the 1st period... after that it's a crap shoot.

  10. When I go driving I stay in my lane...

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    2. TheRocket18

      TheRocket18

      what an album!

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      I tend to put it straight down the fairway about 220 yards or so.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      keeping miss daisy safe.

  11. Nandos you suck.  You are now the Chris Higgins of Chicken dinners, past your prime. 

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    2. JV77

      JV77

      couldn't handle the extra hot??

    3. Grapefruits
    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      I love Nandos.  AND CH.

  12. Cleaning my keyboard and this happened, did I hack CDC lol?

     

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    2. Rubik

      Rubik

      You should have said "I'm in" immediately after that happened.

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      So I did hack CDC, might want to beef up your security measures.

    4. J-23

      J-23

      Web devs punching the air rn.

  13. Projected cap next year: $84-$88m.  Should help with some of those atrocious contracts.  

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    2. VforVasili

      VforVasili

      Will help also by raising the cap floor which might start to make Loui's contract look extra desirable. Can we trade Luongo's cap hit to a team who wants it too? Lol.

    3. DADDYROCK

      DADDYROCK

      Like anything else prices keep going up,

      The unfortunate thing is real people wages don't go up enough and we can barely get by as it is.

    4. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      hey VforVirtanen

       

      i thought the loui contract

      was for sure resolved and looked after

       

      you assured us it was in your hands

      and you had a plan to deal with it

       

      i no longer am factoring in this contract into any cap or team salary issues

      please conclude this ordeal as you said you would

       

      my $20 remains on my counter

      awaiting pick up

       

       

  14. Happy Valentines Day to all the single ladies out there, Tre Mac loves you all.  

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    2. Kurisu
    3. brilac

      brilac

      I know Tre Mac.  I’m shy too.  I was at the bar last night with others, and someone in my group told me that the guys behind us was looking at me, and told me to go talk to them.  I was like, I’m not going to do that.  They ended up talking to me.  They were brothers, and were impressed that I could name players of the Red Wings, and asked me which positions they played.  One told me they liked the Bruins, and I was like, oh

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      hide yo wife, hide yo kids...

       

      jk have a lovely day

  15. Extend Green, generational coach.

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    2. 6string

      6string

      If he fails to make the playoffs he is likely gone.

    3. Type R

      Type R

      Him and Benning I believe, which I honestly don't want to see.  This team is showing amazing progress, but its not done yet.  We need Hogs and Pods to join and have a year under their belts, we also have to finish shedding the rebuild team, such as Baertschi, Erikson, Sutter and we still need at least one more elite level D-Man

       

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      I wonder if secretly JB wants that Miller first round lick pushed to 2021?  Having a lottery pick in 2020 could supply us with another really nice piece in our prospects’ pipeline, and likely it would be a D man.  

  16. Lol Sean Avery.  Get help dude.

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    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      I totally agree with him though.  Tavares played his heart out for the Islanders while he was there.  He fulfilled his contract, and then he moved on.  It's not like he demanded a trade mid-contract or held out like they used to in the old days.  And it's not like he left to go to the Rangers.  The guy is playing in his home town.  Islanders fans need to let it go.

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      The thing with Avery though, sure his mouth is like a sewer....nothing but **** coming out.  But I can't recall him ever giving a cheapsot to another player ala "The Rat Marchand" style.  He hurts your feelings not your health in most cases.  Marchand specifically tries to injure you physically when he isn't yapping.

       

      Sure in the end, both are **********, but one guy (Marchand and guys like him) are on a whole other level of slime.

    4. 6string

      6string

      Islander fans likely hurt his feelings deeply back in the day. What an embarrasment Avery remains today!

  17. Stop teasing us and play EP40 with Boeser tonight.

     

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      Green gonna be Green, he's going to make you wait. 

    3. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      I was wrong! Boeser is in!

    4. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      I hope the Kings take a bajillion penalties tonight. 

  18. [PROPOSAL] Bringing siesta's to Canada.

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    2. Jaku

      Jaku

      Best proposal I've seen in a very long time.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      let's sleep on it.

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Better include a No-Movement Clause.

  19. Well Tryamkin is definitely not coming back now, his thread is locked.

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    2. Sikhguy23

      Sikhguy23

      Heard a lot of the posters couldn't spell correctly, the grammar police shut it down.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Strum "Tie a Yellow Ribbon..." on the geetar

       

      Hang a yellow jersey from the Russkie-Tree

      It'll be 3 longgg yrs

      Will he don the flyin V?..

    4. Hairy Kneel

      Hairy Kneel

      He got too big for CDC :P

  20. I hope the rain washes all the allergens away.  This year has been brutal.

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    2. Honeydew

      Honeydew

      Was in Burnaby on friday and we got a decent shower. Opened up my airways perfectly from this suffocating blanket of allergens. 

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      The struggle is real.

    4. Pears

      Pears

      I’m sneezing for a good 5 minutes every morning when I wake up due to the pollen and fluff. 

  21. You guys were right, HFboards is a cesspool.  That's the first site that came up when I googled 'Canuck forums down?'  I literally read one thread(about CDC being down) and left lol.  They don't like us.

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Reddit was my go to during this outage. It really pales in comparison to CDC, but at least they're not toxic like the HFBoards.

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Community owner needs to pay the bills on time::D

       

      I went to Reddit but I really hate the layout. 

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      @Tre Mac they recently changed it and it's awful. I just use the app and stay away from the website.

  22. Eriksson + Edler + 3rd....

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    :ph34r:

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      For Jeff from Kelowna

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    4. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Jeff from Kelowna would surely solve the leadership issue

  23. So yesterday I found out I won a free cruise and I may be getting sued, also Gary from Big Brother called and they'll be in my area.  I sure do love my relic of a landline.

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    2. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      The weirdest wrong number I ever had was when working security at a Costco cross-dock.  The phone rang and before I could answer "Costco Gatehouse", a woman and 2 kids broke into a heartfelt rendition of Happy Birthday.  Most awkward, "Sorry, but you have the wrong number" ever!

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      I know how you feel Tre Mac. My clan had a special 531-**** number that it hurt to lose when it all fell apart.

      That was back in the 80's..before paradise was fully lost.

       

      btw..if you act fast(pm me $89.99$), you can get this unique bonsai plant & your very own pruning shears!

      Act now, there's only a few left...

    4. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      lol some east indian dude called my cellphone and said i won a million bucks, im so lucky.

  24. I'm gonna put on an iron shirt; and chase satan out of earth

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Okay Tre

       

      All the Nofx stuff, now this dub classic... Such a dude, dude.

       

      Bet we've met and don't even know it.

       

      Were you a lagwagon fan?

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Ha, lagwagon was alright.  Screw 32 and Good Riddance were my fav fat wreck punk bands.  I had the fat wreck chords video compilation on VHS haha way back in the 90's.

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      Nice! I remember that vid, my brother had, maybe still has it.

  25. I'm pretty sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again.

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    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Looks like we need to fill some ice trays with piss.

      #moronbrothers

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      I stick my head out the window when its closed instead of air I get glass stuck into my head.

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      It's okay, Tre. I've been there before

      I've got soul doubt

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